Angry Duck Studio

Last night I ordered Thai food. I wanted something new, so asked about the Beef Balls, descibed in the menu as, "...beef balls in spicy sauce with vegetables." Mmm, some sort of spicy ground beef meatball dish, right?

me: "So, are the beef balls good?"
Thai lady: "Yes, if you can eat spicy food."
me: "Yes. Great, I'll have an order of the beef balls, please."
Thai lady: "Ok. Half hour to 45 minutes..."

This conversation should have been:

me: "So, are the beef balls good?"
Thai lady: "Yes, if you can eat testicles."
me: "D'oh!"

Guess what's now hiding in the non-descript white paper bag in the back of the fridge? Yes, I tried it before I realized the cruel reality. Yes, I deserve to be laughed at.

When I told this story at work, my friend Don responded that I should have sent it back, saying that I was allergic to nuts. Good one!